>:)

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

First guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly shit these things are selling like themselves

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

my mellon collie ass could never face the infinite sadness

not deleting my 0 note posts to show my humility and vulnerable side

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room